Today in the Rose Garden, President Bush suffered a massive "brain-freeze". Bush had just received his "chocolate blizzard" milkshake when Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez(right,left) and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales(right,right) began to chant "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!". Never one to back down from a dare, Bush began sucking down the milkshake as fast as he could.
Half-way down the 48 ounce monster shake Bush began getting what he described as "the tingles" on his temple. Just like the war in Iraq, he wasn't going to stop what was clearly a huge mistake, until the task was complete.
36 ounces down Bush suddenly dropped the shake and began profusely rubbing his temples as the massive "brain-freeze" went into full efffect. Bush described being "dramatized" by the ordeal and asked to be immediately rushed to the "drama" center at the hospital. Cleary he is an idiot in many ways today. While not life threatening he will be held overnight for observation.
When asked why they egged on a clearly impressionable person Gutierrez and Gonzales pushed blame to the muslim chef who made the shake. "Why was the shake so cold?", asked Gutierrez. It was later found the chef is from Turkey and while he has no known ties to terrorists he was held as an enemy combatant. As a precaution Secretary Michael Chertoff raised the terror alert to red.