52 year old Meredith Green of Phoenix, Arizona, Congratulations! You are a moron!
Last night you actually asked your waiter which was bigger; the small tossed salad or the large tossed salad. Just when your waiter thought you could not get any dumber, you outdid even your own retarded self by asking what kind of cheese is on the cheddar
cheese fries. You embarrassed your family in public and made the whole kitchen staff laugh hysterically. Do your family a favor and let your husband order for you from now on.