Tuesday, November 29, 2005

"They" Start Website To Keep You Up-to-Date on Trivial Topics

(Picture of "They" community c. 1994)
They say it is going to rain tomorrow. They say blueberries are full of antioxidents. They say a glass of wine a day is healthy. We all quote their information, we all believe what they tell us. If we come up with crazy facts to tell someone, we back it up with the proof of truth by saying "They say...". Well just who are "They"? The smartest group of people in the world? You betcha'!

"They" say that "They" are a mysterious international group of experts, living as a remote community, working around the clock to provide you with a variety of information that you can use in conversation to sound interesting and educated. Talking about the duck-billed platypus? "They" say the female duck-billed platypus breastfeeds without benefit of a breast or a nipple.

"They" say that usually you have to wait for the segments on the news between the traffic and sports to find out new things "They" say. Well not any longer. "They" say that "They" have now launched They.com. "They" say that They.com is a new website where users can access over 50,000,000,000 things they have said in past and present. No longer do you have to wait for some tool anchor to tell you what "They" have said.

They.com is available for a mere $5 a month subscription. "They" say that it is the most savvy site on the internet. We say that's a steal to find out what "They" have to say.

1 Comments:

At 9:33 PM, Blogger nowhere said...

they are we and we are altogether... a scary thing to discover is that there is no greater conspiracy. we are just pushing buttons.

 

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