Saddam Hussein sat through another day of boring proceedings during his trial on Wednesday. He spent most of the time staring into space daydreaming, and planning how he can look even more like Nick Tortelli from Cheers.
Mel Gibson spent this week promoting the announcement of his new film Apocolypto, and planning how he could look even more like Saddam Hussein.
President Bush toasted the future
king of England today. Bush embarrassed himself twice on the night. First, after ten minutes of speaking loud, clear and slow to the prince; an advisor educated Bush that people from England do speak English. To top it off, Bush toasted to the entire venue, long life and health to Prince Charming and his wife Lady Di.
DENVER (AP) -- Residents of the Mile "High" City have voted to legalize the possession of small amounts of marijuana for adults. In related news, residents also voted to change the name of the city to "Patchouliville".