Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Fak* N*ws Sit* Los*s K*yboard Button.

Missing sinc* 1.9.2006
Things w*nt crazy at the Dump Dig*st offic* on Monday night wh*n som* j*rk stol* th* * button from th* offic*'s lon* k*yboard. It could not com* at a worst tim* than two minut*s b*for* Burt b*gan typing a story about *l*m*ntary *ducation in *x*t*r, *ngland.

Burt is not blaming anyon*, but h* do*s b*li*v* th* p*rson r*sponsibl* has th* nam* that ryhm*s with D**n Shimsdal*. I, I m*an Burt, is not mad; I--h* just wants th* fr*akin button back so I...okay this is Burt...Giv* m* back th* godamn k*y Sh**n, you asshol*. This pr*ssing shift crap *v*ry tim* I writ* an *
(that last * was r*ally an * not an *, sorry to confus*) is giving m* an *ffin cramp. I want that button back on th* k*yboard by tonit* or I am calling th* cops.

3 Comments:

At 2:06 PM, Blogger Ron Knee's Rants and Raves said...

It looks lik* th*r* is quit* a lot of this going around. It could b* the work of an organis*d gang of thi*v*s or mayb* a fault in the production of k*yboards.

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger Light's Out said...

I've got an 'e' button for sale! For the low price of $9.99, plus S&H, this button can be yours. Or just bring me a case of Lionshead and we'll call it a deal.

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger Sheen Dimsdale said...

EvEry timE thE vowEl passEs through my bowEls, I gEt giddy - or should I say giddEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! YEE hah cowboy

 

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