Monday, January 09, 2006

News In Pics!

President Bush Interrupted a meeting on the Iraq War to describe just how large Jessica Simpson's breasts were in The Dukes of Hazzard.
"I mean those are some great funbags, America," said President Bush, "They are great. I swear Wyatt and Gary made that pair on their computer. Remember that, America? The had the bras on their heads and Wyatt was like, 'Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?'. And then Gary was like, 'Ceremonial.' That was classic!...Anywho, what were we talking about again?"
"Iraq, Mr President," said VP Cheney
"You sure? I thought we were talking about boobs."
"Nope, definitely Iraq."

Laura Bush and Condi Rice begin a game of hide and seek at The White House on Friday. Condi is shown as the hider. She has won 182 consecutive games by hiding in the only spot she knows no one in the Bush camp will look. In the Constitution of the United States.


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