Company Introduces Toothpaste-Flavored OJ.

There is finally an end to the wincing that occurs when drinking your morning OJ after brushing your teeth. Florida Orange Drink Co. has introduced new Coldate Toothpaste flavored Tropicano orange juice. By taking out half the citric acid and replacing it with toothpaste, Tropicano has eliminated nutritional value while putting an end to the sour, disgusting taste you've hated since childhood.

It comes in three flavors to match your particular Coldate toothpaste. It is guaranteed safe for those with dentures. Which is a good thing, because anyone who drinks this crap will surely need them after the mixture of acid and fluoride strips the natural enamel right off those pearly whites of yours.