Jeffrey Martin, 32, of Englewood Cliffs, NJ. Congratulations! You are a moron!
You called out of work "sick", and then you went to lunch at a popular work restaraunt. Not only did you get caught; but you were sitting behind your boss trashing him , not knowing he was at the table behind you.
Your boss then proved to you he was not an incompetent jerkface with no balls. He fired you and then spit in your beer. You deserve all your misfortunes and we hope you enjoy your visits to the unemployment office.
