(Hey A**face! Act like you've actually been
to a drive thru before!)We all need to vent sometimes, but Scott Carter (DD's society editor), needs to vent more than all of us. Dump Digest will now feature Scott's frustration in our new editorial-- The Big F-YOU!
Here's The Big F-YOU!
to the lady in front of me at the Wendy's drive-thru. First off, you spent a good 3 minutes at the speaker box ordering your effin' lunch; I don't know, maybe you knew the person in the box, and you decided to do a little catching up during "everyones" lunch hour. Then, you overshot the window and had to reach awkwardly backwards to pay for your meal. FYI-- cars now come with a reverse function. It's the little "R" that's on the gearshift, not there for show a**hole....Try it out sometime. Last but in no way least, you couldn't wait to eat your food, so you decided right then was an awesome time to start shoveling fries in your mouth, while a line piled up behind you. Congratu-f**kin-lations lady! You successfully ruined my lunch break!
(Written by Scott Carter, DD Society Editor)